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This is the latest in social media bashing that has taken Kenya and its victims by storm. It started with Susan from the Tujuane Show who caused a severe social media outcry from Kenyans for the means by which she degraded a Kenyan ‘Hustler’ (read income earner).

Around the bend was Botswana for their open dismissal of Presidential-elect Uhuru Kenyatta. Again Kenyans threw creative and humiliating statements all over Twitter making it the most trending topic.

Latest on this is the rough and improper handling of our National Football representatives, the Harambee Stars in Nigeria, where they were provided with dismal and inadequate shelter in a Primary school somewhere in Nigeria.

Kenyan’s were outraged at such treatment of their representatives as pictures of the Harambee Stars training on dusty paths were circulated all over the internet village. Kenyan’s took to social media to protest this actions and thus the #someoneTellNigeria topic launched.

Here are some of the most creative statements that I have come across so far:

 @Bennsly: #SomeoneTellNigeria when all this is over please tell us (defender Taye) Taiwo’s age . Hear he is 6 years younger than his twin brother”

 “@JMOxQ_: #SomeoneTellNigeria It is Only in their ‘movies’ that a 35 year old Lady will play the role of a primary school girl.” 

“@mayore_: #SomeOneTellNigeria We can disfigure P-Square to P-Rectangle or even P-Triangle” ‏

”@b0unte 16m #someonetellNigeria while we r busy teaching chicken how to cross the road they are busy teaching their ghosts how to not get hit by traffic” 

“@saints_vj: #SomeOneTellNigeria we use P-Spuare music in our schools to warn kids of cheap accent & poor grammar.”

 @binkuki: #SomeoneTellNigeria that susan wa #Tujuane can fence the whole of super eagles team alone 

 “@Sewe450: #SomeoneTellNigeria we can throw stones from Kenya and break that African Cup of Nation Trophy”

@peterserem #SomeonetellNigeria A ghost is not Supposed to look Left Right Left while crossing the road.”

@MichKatami Some of the tweets on #SomeoneTellNigeria are hilarious but hey #KOT blame Harambee Stars mistreatment on FKF and Nyamweya…” 

“@Kisenyajesse #someonetellnigeria we are disappointed by the way they’re treating Harambee. Next time they come here, come with your own airport to land” 

“@PapitoTito #someonetellnigeria Naija Night is officially Cancelled! No Petition!” 

“‏@mungaipaul1 #KOT is feasting on nigeria!AND our strongholds are not yet!these are just 
provisional results KENYA 10-0 NIGERIA #SomeoneTellNigeria” 

“@KingMwal: #SomeoneTellNigeria to treat our players the way our househelps treat their movies.” 

“@Tweshie Its amazing how #KOT have gone HAM on nigerians for mistreating Harambee Stars… Hehe… Am loving the #SomeOneTellNigeria TT”

 ‏“@C_Nyakundih #SomeoneTellNigeria This is just provisional , if we start a real Tweef @Twitter will ran out of capacity” 

“@MwangiJosiah17m You have to be 27 to join the Naijo U17 Football Team and 33 to join U23 team. Remember Taribo West at 18? #SomeoneTellNigeria

 However it would be best to realize that the statements above are not meant to cause hate and disrespect. Sit back, read and have a laugh or two. Kenya and Nigeria are and always will be friends.

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